What do you do when your dream comes true?

 

Believe it or not I have had to reckon with this conundrum. Dreams may be different when they come true, but they are still dreams come true.

And so, when I finally photographed the mythical, and magical, and miraculous albino squirrel, I mean, after the elation died down a bit, I had to take a breath and say to myself

“Now what?”

I wandered on. I headed up the road. I saw some squirrels. Cute, friendly squirrels, but just the regular brown kind. I couldn’t get interested.

I came to some fading flowers.

I took a few desultory pictures. Here’s one:
  

Then, while poking around this flower patch I noticed something odd in the background.

A hummingbird!

I have never managed to get a picture of a hummingbird. They’re not so common here as where I grew up. It was just sitting there, in the bushes, behind the flowers.

I took one picture and it flew away before I could get another.

 

I came across my dear friends the turkeys:

 

 

I saw a bee.

 

And then, walking along, I encountered, yet again, for the thousandth time, a regular old brown squirrel.

Okay. I’m ready.

 

 

It’s all very well to combine images….

 As you are well aware, I have become extremely fond of populating the library I work in with images of other things, usually taken usually from the very library I work in. There wasn’t really a tiger in the fiction section of my library when I was shelving the other day, but when two of the thousands of pictures now on my phone came together, I suddenly work in a place a little more… Exotic. Magical. Strange.

No, scratch the last one. It’s already fully strange.

However, I do have to rely on a good deal of fortune sometimes when it comes to putting different images together. Pose, angle, lighting, and effect does not usually match up, and my craft is limited.

So having a poseable model is a great resource, and the source for some of my very favorite pictures lately.

This is where Dan comes in.

I only work with him one or two days a week. And though he is blandly willing to stand in whatever strange pose I ask of him, like with magical wishes, I am extremely careful about making them.

So it only stands to reason that when the wee imp Dan grants my wishes, he becomes a little bit magical himself.
 

This is what I saw at first.

 The rare and fabled albino squirrel. A glimpse.

And maybe this would be all any of us would see of this legendary animal who roams the secret places of Saint Minneapolis.

But I’d better start at the beginning.

This morning I went for two walks. The first walk was with my darling wife and did not involve a camera. After deciding, in the course of our very pleasant walk, that the wild turkeys we are fond of weren’t around, my wife spotted them, on a hill, in a neighbor’s front yard. There were three of them.

That was a lot of fun.

So I decided that when I went for my second walk, the one that involves two cameras, I would go visit these turkeys and take some pictures of them.

You will have noticed, in life, that things often do not go according to plan.

This is not necessarily bad, because you will have also have noticed in life a lot of the plans aren’t all that great to begin with.

Either way, the turkeys were gone.

But maybe the turkeys had moved on from where we had seen them and were now in the big field which would be a far better place to photograph them anyway.

They weren’t.

And that’s when I saw the white.

THE WHITE!

The rare and fabled albino squirrel who I, at least, have never, ever photographed.

He ran away as I raced to take my first photo.

Would that be it?

NO!

Check this out:

 

Yes, that is the rare and wonderful and super magical albino squirrel of Saint Minneapolis!

I hope you can see one in person! But even if you can’t there is now this picture of him.

“Wait.” You wonder. “How did you get such a nice picture of this elusive, almost mythical animal?”

Oh. It’s because I hung out with a magic squirrel for, like 15 minutes and took like a hundred pictures of him!

Two of them turned out nice.

 

 

 

I don’t know why I’m putting these here. Maybe because they’re strange, very strange, and the format is unobstructed here so I can post them simply and… slip away.

 

I was at the Mall the other day. Which Mall?

The Mall.

There is only one Mall.

 

And in my spare moments I took pictures of Mannequins, feeling they might be useful in my…

um

Photographic work.

 

They weren’t. Well, they were. Well, they weren’t. You decide.

 

 

Here then is how they weren’t useful. Brace yourself. 

It can be a little disconcerting.

 

 

Mona Lisa getting her library card:

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Birdlady in the city.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Dan at the Mall
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Inquiring at the front desk as to whether we have any books on the family “Cervidae”.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A gentleperson drifting through time to our service desk.

 

Picture yourself at the library.

(Brought to you today by Macy’s!)

As a fierce advocate for libraries I am regularly urging people to drop on by their local library. But so often people who might like visiting a library simply can’t picture themselves there. They have a very specific idea of what a library visitor might, or even should look like. And they’re not sure what it would be like for them to be there.

This is why today I am launching my campaign:

Picture Yourself at the Library

It is designed to show what it might be like to be at the library in a very general, but unobtrusive sort of way.
 

 
This could be you at my library, getting a library card! But the beauty of it is it could be anyone. Because anyone can come to the library!

And this could be you too at the library:
 

Especially if you had a cool leather jacket and an awesome CCR T-Shirt! 

 

One of my co-workers at the library is a baseball aficionado. He devotedly follows the Milwaukee Brewers. I followed baseball passionately as a kid and can still rattle off a small ton of pre 1980 Baseball trivia. Do you know what Ty Cobb’s lifetime batting average is? Do you know who hit the most doubles ever? 

I do.

And so feeling it never goes amiss at work to take an interest in a co-workers hobby, I took a modest interest in the Brewers. I particularly took an interest in the rising star of a player named Christian Yelich who grew up fairly close to where I grew up in Southern California.

As I watched, on my own, and through the information from my co-worker, Christian Yelich started tearing up the league the very year I started watching and tracking him. He even won the MVP that year! The next year, 2019 he looked about the same, and he was headed for likely another MVP award when he hit a foul ball off his kneecap and broke it. His knee, the ball was fine. It was a bit of a freak accident, time consuming, but not a terribly difficult one to recover from.

However, when he came back the next season he suddenly could not hit worth beans. He had other physical problems as well, particularly his back. So we were waiting for this season.

This season he was even worse! However, weirdly, without their star hitter, the Brewers were brilliant, mostly behind some bizarrely good pitching, like, historically good pitching. The Brewers are currently sailing along to win their division, and they have one of the best records in baseball.

Also, Christian Yelich, who oddly reminds me a bit of Ted Williams, has finally, late in the season, started to hit again from out of nowhere. Most of the season he was an albatross around the Brewers neck, struggling to hit a miserable .200, a benchable offense, but how do you bench a player who you are hoping at any moment might become the best hitter in baseball again?

So with Christian Yelich hitting again and the best pitching in a new era of pitching dominated baseball, maybe we could see a Milwaukee Brewers World Series? 

It sure would be nice, and I like to see my co-workers happy.

But why am I telling you all this?

Oh, I have some baseball player pictures and I just got going on it out of nowhere. 

Sorry.

Here’s the greatest baseball player ever, in my opinion. I asked him to sign his library card but he absent mindedly signed a baseball instead.

 

 

Maybe I was wrong up above there. Maybe the best player ever was this catcher below. When I was, er, taking this picture I felt a real fondness for the guy and his smile, and by all accounts Josh Gibson was loved by everyone, though how much of that is myth and legend I am not equipped to know. It’s also pretty tough to judge a Negro League Player, but that he was one of the greatest baseball players ever seems profoundly evident.

 

 

 

This, below, of course is just a kid who comes to my library, but I know for a fact that he pitches in Little League. This summer he’d sometimes come in to the library in uniform after games. He seems a little depressed to me after these games, so maybe his team doesn’t do so well?

He’s always asking me if we have any books on Joe Shlabotnik, who, apparently, is his favorite player.

We don’t have any books on Joe Shlabotnik.

 

 

 

And finally, I wasn’t born when this photo below was taken, but late in this player’s career I did see Willie Mays play for the Mets when they came to town to play my Dodgers. That’s likely the best player I ever saw play in person, though he was a bit past it at the time, and I was a bit before it.

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 

And with that, I leave you for the day.

 

 

 

 

Go Brewers!

Linus drops by.

As we’ve been reporting in this space, my library’s tape ball installation has been bringing in a lot of celebrities. I try not to hassle them, but I’ll admit to having taken a few candid shots like the one above when I think I can get away with it. Linus was actually wandering out of our library with one of our smaller tape balls and I had to call him back. I don’t think he was trying to steal it. I believe he was simply looking for a misplaced blanket at the time.
 

I’m not sure these two were famous, but they looked familiar. They’d come all the way up from Iowa!

I stumbled upon this fellow in the back staff area (That’s our Union information board over his head). When I walked him back out to the public areas and suggested he should probably wear shoes in the library he was extremely apologetic.

Extremely apologetic!

It was unnerving.
 

And then, finally, this is Emily Dickinson, but she drops by all the time.
Do you remember when I used to link you over to Life is a Fountain pages in this part of my newsletter? I suppose it could still happen in the future occasionally. Right now there are a lot of dangerous ghosts in Life is a Fountain. It might have something to do with Halloween coming? It’s also possible that my very “Marketing” is haunted, and when I do marketing it attracts dead things.

So when it comes to Life is a Fountain we’re just going to leave you to your own devices for awhile.

 
 

Sitting and waiting.

Today when I went to write you your daily Life is a Fountain Newsletter, I took a look at what was available in my library of unused pictures. And as I perused them one thing popped out at me: There were a lot of people in the pictures just sitting, and waiting.

What are they all waiting for?

 

Sure, maybe they are waiting for Godot.

Maybe they are waiting for inspiration.

 
Maybe they’re even waiting for trouble?

I don’t know. But just look at them all, sitting there.

Something is bound to happen.

 

But just because something is bound to happen doesn’t mean it ever will.

More tape ball excitement!

In the process of producing Internet-like content for as many as eight people I never know just what might go viral. A joke about bees? A picture of Frida Kahlo in a Van Gogh painting? My thoughts on new County Policy H-72425 Realignment of Licensing reporting structures? I never know.

So when I sent out the latest news on my library’s Tape Ball installation it was quite the surprise to be turning away the throngs of visitors who showed up to view it. While it is always a shame to have to send people away from the library due to occupancy limits, we’re a bit more used to it in the still churning wake of a Pandemical World. And also it was exciting to simply be that popular. Ushering in local celebrities to take their picture with the tape balls was an awful lot of fun. Plus it was a great money raising opportunity for our library.

Check out this sign I made to get our book bags moving:
 

Cool, huh?

We’ve already sold zero book bags!

And people say I’m not good at marketing!

Anyway, come by and check out our Tape Ball Installation anytime, I mean, if you can get in. And while you’re there grab one of our book bags! Although if you just need a free one we have a bunch of plastic shopping bags behind the desk.
 

 

 

 

There is some dark part of me that wanders the Internet looking for things to get mad at. This is not good for my spirit. But I am clearly not alone in this. Much of the Internet is obviously constructed along these very lines; a series of rich opportunities to become enraged, disapproving, disappointed, frustrated, and angry. 

Why is the Internet like this?

I don’t know, but it infuriates me!!!

Oh. You were hoping for the non joke answer?

Me too.

Fortunately this inducement to rage is not all of the Internet. There is also the part of the Internet designed to sell you stuff. And sometimes, if one is very careful, and a little bit lucky, one can even find the part of the Internet designed to inform or entertain you. That part’s pretty neat. But why can’t there be more of that! It just makes me so…

No, I think that joke’s all used up.

Lately I have been trying to use rage as a kind of barometer for my time on the Internet, the canary in the coal mine of sorts. Before I look at or watch something, an article, a site, a thread, a video, I might do a little check: “Am I likely to be able to watch this without becoming furious?” But also then, when I’m reading or watching something, I am trying to take my getting furious as a measure of the very quality of what I’m consuming. If I’m watching or reading something that makes me furious, even if that seems righteous and just, even if that makes perfect sense in accordance with the content, maybe that content just… isn’t… very… good.

I read a large amount, both in books and online. And I have come to watch quite a bit of YouTube videos. Some of all that is in Politics, and concerns injustice, the terrible ways the world works, and the needless suffering that is caused to so many for such small and horrible reasons. But I have found in the best of those videos and books, the ones that speak most clearly and honestly, the ones whose understanding is rich and full, no matter how dark and bitter and sad the subject is, I do not become enraged. 

Rather, 

I am enlightened.

 

 

 

 

Relevant Life is a Fountain Pages for further exploration:

Politics

Internetland