Add water and stir.

I have managed to safely add water to the library. I think the library will survive. But I can’t seem to stop adding Dans to the library.

It has been shown that water is not very good for libraries. Dans can be a little tricky too.

But I can’t seem to stop.

Maybe I just need to lean into it.


When our patrons see dozens of giant portraits of Dan hanging in the library they often ask “Who is that?”

“That’s Dan.” We reply.

Then we go get him (if he’s not on break), and he talks to them for 20 minutes.

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