Shocking, blood curdling story about Ursula K. Le Guin!

 Sorry, that’s actually Katherine Hepburn. I don’t happen to have a picture of Ursula K. Le Guin on hand.

Er, also I don’t have any shocking story. But the story behind the title is fascinating and amazing!

Well, actually it’s not.

What say we cut to another picture while we collect all of our thoughts and expectations.
 

And now that we’re all calmed down I can explain why I tricked you into reading this with my astonishing clickbait headline.

Oh, I didn’t trick you into reading this with my astonishing clickbait headline?

Do you think it would have worked better with “Shocking, blood curdling story about Terry Pratchett!”?

You were planning on reading it anyway?

Hmm, clearly I must be doing something wrong.