I’m in your email!

I just wanted you to know that it’s really fun being in your email. This is why I drop by everyday. Also because your email offers a really nice buffet in the morning, and as long as there are lox served I will probably continue to show up in your email, whether I have anything to say or not.

Do I have anything to say today?

That’s a very personal question for a hypothetical person to ask.

Of course I have something to say.

I’m just kind of warming up to it.

I’m almost ready.Let me just get another cappuccino from your email barista and I will be all ready to tell you what I came to say today.

Okay, I’m ready.

Let me just check my notes. I have it here somewhere.

“Could you please use the kind of sliced onions you used in your email last week? There were sweeter and less ‘stingy’.”

No, not that.

Ah, here it is:

I just wanted you to know that it’s really fun being in your email. This is why I drop by everyday.

Hmm, doesn’t that sound weirdly familiar?

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